Conversations (the new ones are at the bottom) (actually from now on they're at the top)(they are at the bottom from now on again)


Because my choice in people to talk to is often nihilistic,  I end up having really weird conversations.  Here are some that I think are particularly funny


 a religious  conversation (it's a bit long, and drags at the end. quite entertaining though)


KINZLeigh: adunai, heh?
Jaevin: yes
KINZLeigh: what do you mean
Jaevin: http://adunai.iwarp.com
KINZLeigh: hmm?
KINZLeigh: i'm confused
KINZLeigh: adonai means God, right.
KINZLeigh: is adunai your last name, a club, or a cult
Jaevin: check it out
Jaevin: adonai is our monkey


Jaevin: whats up with you and james sweetheart?
Jaevin: :(
Sita Cia: what do you mean?
Sita Cia: there's something up again?
Sita Cia: ask james
Jaevin: i dunno
Jaevin: he's really upset
Sita Cia: about?
Sita Cia: how do you know it has to do with me?>
Jaevin: he's really upset directly at you


Shamu bpa: i heard you were str8
Jaevin: indeed i am.
Shamu bpa: thats cool, me too
Jaevin: really?
Shamu bpa: hell no, i'm as queer as a 3 dollar bill.


Jaevin: i had a three dollar bill the other day
Shamu bpa: really
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: so i guess you're not that queer then, huh?
Shamu bpa: lol..well i am queer enough


MPhauxReel: You're too sweet to be a true nihilist, though...
Jaevin: aww


Jaevin: i wanna play contigo
Mehakoi: which is??
Jaevin: with you
Mehakoi: I am afraid i have not that game
Mehakoi: the only onlin games i have are starcraft cilvlzation and Lords of the realam II
Jaevin: lets play SC
Jaevin: BW
Jaevin: it'll be fun
Jaevin: contigo = with you in spanish
Mehakoi: ahh
Mehakoi: Je m'apple raoul
Jaevin: fuck you frenchy


<Helius> thinking two dimensional are we?
<Eidtz> my friend, the spell jammin ram comes from the 27th dimension
<Helius> screw 'dimensions' and 'universes'
<Helius> its all one infinate spanse
<Eidtz> you brought it up
<Helius> no I brought up dimensions
<Helius> not dimensions
<Eidtz> hmm


<Michaelc> but i will tell you the truth...
<Michaelc> i dont have a large duck
<Ninjaboy> you don't?
<Michaelc> nope
<Ninjaboy> how big?
<Michaelc> 5 inches
<Michaelc> but i belive its still growing
<Michaelc> cause im only 16
<Ninjaboy> 5 inches is big for a duck
<Ninjaboy> is it a baby duck?
<Michaelc> 5 inches is small..
<Michaelc> 6-7 inches is normal
<Michaelc> 8 inches is big
<Ninjaboy> when did it hatch?
<Michaelc> lol
<Michaelc> what?
<Ninjaboy> your duck
<Michaelc> im talking about my dick
<Ninjaboy> uhhhh, sick, pervert.


<Prance> A little blurb about yelling (aka typing in all caps)
<Prance> #1 It is considered yelling by IRC standards.  It has also been proven to be harder to read


SmileyByte: but I am not a princess
Jaevin: well, you could be if you wanted
SmileyByte: :)
SmileyByte: that would be really cool to be one though
SmileyByte: I will be a ninja princess


Sgt Fool: and i got to go fucking fishing tommorw
JBlkpawn: why?
Sgt Fool: my dad wants to BONG
Sgt Fool: BOND
JBlkpawn: haha
JBlkpawn: ok
Sgt Fool: fuk you man
JBlkpawn: how long will you be gone
Sgt Fool: don't know
Sgt Fool: i might fake sick


<aikidoka> what do u know about ninja 's?
<Ninjaboy> everyhitng
<aikidoka> oh yeah? what is a shuriken?
<Ninjaboy> a star
<Ninjaboy> a dart to throw
<Ninjaboy> at people, to distract them from the incoming katana blade to the throat!
* Ninjaboy attacks you!
<aikidoka> correct answer
<aikidoka> what do u know about aikido?
<Ninjaboy> it's a martial arts style
<Ninjaboy> what do you train in?
<Ninjaboy> I have a 2nd degree in shaolin temple boxing
<aikidoka> aikido, first kyu, aikido is the art of the samourai, enemy of the ninja
<Ninjaboy> to bad while the samarai advances in ordered ranks, the ninja picks them off guerilla style
<aikidoka> don' t know, don' tknow the language perfect, onegaishmas
<aikidoka> what does it mean?
<Ninjaboy> ogen gete giska?
<aikidoka> satori
<Ninjaboy> ni
<Ninjaboy> aikidoke san wa?
<aikidoka> hai
<aikidoka> ni
<Ninjaboy> hehe
<aikidoka> domo arigato gozaimashta; explain
<Ninjaboy> se-deska
<aikidoka> u to good, u win
<Ninjaboy> ok
<Ninjaboy> do you even speak japanese?
<aikidoka> yes, u?
<Ninjaboy> do a whois
<Ninjaboy> on me
<Ninjaboy> what does it say?
<aikidoka> u japanese?
<Ninjaboy> what does it say?
<Ninjaboy> *** Quits: aikidoka (Leaving)
Jaevin: i don't know any japanese, I bullshitted Aikidoka


<Big_Stud> whats up you a ninja or something
<Ninjaboy> yeah
<Ninjaboy> I am
<Big_Stud> sweet


Jaevin: you're dangerous, people should be warned
Sgt Fool: May I ask why you believe this? Actually I have asked it so I no longer need permission to but anyway...
Jaevin: you're part of the anti-christ web
Sgt Fool: I am? wow you would think they would notify me
Jaevin: I made it up right now
Jaevin: you and me are both
Sgt Fool: But i thought the furbys were the anti-christ and after there work was done they would all meld together and form one giant male jew. But this is just as good i guess
Jaevin: i am a furby
Sgt Fool: and another piece to the puzzle falls in place.
 DONT CLICK HERE


Lord Vermi: i just work, and ignore my Ex pushing her stroller past my window every damn day
Jaevin: two wordds
Jaevin: sniper rifle
Lord Vermi: that almost made me laugh. No I just cant help but think that should be my son, that should be my wife, that I fucked up big time and things will never be the same again.  That takes more than a sniper rifle, that kinda fuckup is more of a howitzer


<Orpheus> Who here would be happier if Islam had overrun the whole world and forced its beliefs on everybody?
<Jaevin> me! me!
<LadyGrey> Jaevin, you seem to be missing the point.


Zombie0103: so just sitting there?
Sgt Fool: Of course
Sgt Fool: Staring at the phone
Zombie0103: ohhh.
Zombie0103: well stop
Zombie0103: get a furby
Sgt Fool: Listening to peppy music really loud so i can be fun and exciting
Zombie0103: ummmmm
Zombie0103: you have issues
Sgt Fool: FURBY'S ARE THE ANTI-CHIRST DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF THEM AND THERE EVILNESS
Zombie0103: i have one


Sgt Fool: things have settled down
Sgt Fool: Right now Amy is inviting me and Liz to an orgy
Sgt Fool: Me and liz are going out
Sgt Fool: and tsuf f
Sgt Fool: its tough to explain .
Jaevin: you going to the orgy?
Sgt Fool: I don't know
Sgt Fool: not sure.
Jaevin: thinking about it though
Sgt Fool: yeah
Jaevin: you realize of course the implications of that choice
Sgt Fool: It will be a wild young stupid teen self destricve teen thing to do
Sgt Fool: I figure
Jaevin: i can't beleive you are having an orgy before me
Sgt Fool: it will end up more of a party with beer and drugs and some making out ...
Jaevin: don't kiss any guys
Sgt Fool: I won't


Cyandraa: i wouldn't make a good house wife :P
Jaevin: really? damn
Jaevin: heh, jk
Jaevin: I know someday when I'm married, I will have a grand expirement written down and spread out all over the garage
Jaevin: I will go get a cheeseburger
Cyandraa: hehehe
Jaevin: and when I come back my wife will have cleaned up everything, organized the papers, and thrown away the "junk" on my workbench
Cyandraa: wait...cheeseburger now? or then?
Cyandraa: okay
Jaevin: and we will never make it to the 5th dimension
Cyandraa: aww...hehehe
Cyandraa: but she was just trying to help...
Jaevin: heh


<ieatbrain> hey, I'm an ordained minister
<ieatbrain> so don't say any satanic shit around me
<ieatbrain> like talking about shaving goats
<PakeLika> hehehe ok
<ieatbrain> and then sacrifising them to your dark god
<PakeLika> SATAN!!!!!!!
<ieatbrain> cause that kind of bothers me
<PakeLika> hehe
<ieatbrain> and don't talk about drinking blood or vampires either, or how vampires rip the throats out of cows then bathe in the blood while mortal virgins watch
<ieatbrain> thanks


<Isabella> around  where  do  u live?
<ieatbrain> orange county
<Isabella> cool
<Isabella> do  u  know  any  one named  Maria?
<ieatbrain> yeah
<ieatbrain> she looks like celes
<Isabella> wut's  her  last  name
<Isabella> ?
<Isabella> and  age?
<ieatbrain> i don't know
<ieatbrain> 20's
<Isabella> i  don't  think  it's  her  the  girl  i  know  is  still  around   17
<ieatbrain> you know there are prolly 100000 mexican chicks named maria in my town alone
<ieatbrain> and I was talking about a videogame character anyways
<Isabella> she's  not  mexican


<ieatbrain> whats up with the double spaces
<Isabella> habit
<Isabella> my   teachers   make   us   do   that   for   all   school   stuff


<ieatbrain> hi
<Silentguy> hi
<Silentguy>  do u like eating brains
<ieatbrain> no, what the fuck!?!
<Silentguy> thats what your nick says!!!!!!
<ieatbrain> your nick says you're silent! yet here you are.. talking
<ieatbrain> besides, my nick is Ieatbr Ain, it's indian
<ieatbrain> asshole
<Silentguy> ooooooo        ssoooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy


Great1FISH: You have been choosen by the Great *fish* to become a high leader
Jaevin: yay!
Great1FISH: ::bows::
Jaevin: so..
Jaevin: what do I do?
Great1FISH: you get the great sword
Jaevin: which is this great sword
Great1FISH: it cuts the souls of evil
it brings down the God of others
it feeds the poor
it hungers the full
it sins to the angels
it is heaven apon hell
Jaevin: whats the name of this adunai sword?
Great1FISH: "Angel of Satan" and "Keeper of soul"
Jaevin: very cool
Jaevin: what do I do with the sword
Great1FISH: you stab the sword in to the heart of a evil person it shall lock them up in Angel flames and heaven tears
Great1FISH: when you carry the sword with you, your name is "Dark Heaven"
Jaevin: ok


<Bisexual> yeah r u a mind reader dude
<ieatbrain> yeah
<ieatbrain> ohh
<ieatbrain> I thought you said "mind eater"
<ieatbrain> no, I just see in the 4th dimension


<LeonardoD> take an operation and become a girl....then I'll talk with u again...bye.
<ieatbrain> uhh
<ieatbrain> no
<ieatbrain> just listen
<ieatbrain> are you named after leonardo divinchi
<ieatbrain> or..
<ieatbrain> ?
<LeonardoD> I preform as a Leonardo DeCaprio lookalike...
<ieatbrain> you are the gayest person on the face of this planet
<LeonardoD> Guess you're just jalous...


Strimbello: i think that i would pay big cash to see jubei take on a tank
Jaevin: have you seen alien4?
Strimbello: resurrection
Strimbello: yeah
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: ok, you know when the alien jumps in the escape pod
Jaevin: and kills everyone
Strimbello: yeah
Jaevin: thats what it would look like if jubei took on a tank
Strimbello: i would have to agree whole heartedly
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: i'm making a hamster wheel that when the hamster runs on it it turns a propeller
Jaevin: i'm going to call it the Strimbello
Strimbello: my life long dream
Strimbello: is to have a hamster device
Strimbello: named after me
Strimbello: *sniff* thank you
Jaevin: well, you can now die a happy man :)
Strimbello: yes, *dies*
Jaevin: do you know mr elliciri?
Strimbello: man thats good
Strimbello: fraid not
Jaevin: oki
Jaevin: read your profile, he says that quote
Strimbello: then i'll get to know him
Jaevin: well
Strimbello: mean he's read way of the peaceful warrior
Jaevin: i am adunai
Strimbello: i know, seen it
Strimbello: 4th dimension
Jaevin: where where?
Strimbello: here, just vibrating different
Jaevin: oh, I'm scared of 4th dimensions
Jaevin: one time I ran one through my vcr
Jaevin: and it ate it, and I destroyed an entire universe
Strimbello: maybe its better that you did
Strimbello: some universes can be just downright annoying
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: can I ask you a question?
Strimbello: sure
Jaevin: what would you do if you fell into a bottomless pit
Strimbello: scream for a while but then try to play a few rounds of solitaire and if it did turn out to be bottomless then i would resort to cannibalism and eat my self
Strimbello: we all gotta make sacrifices
Jaevin: i think it would be funny to fall into a bottomless pit and after 20 years of falling hit the bottom and it's covered with pillows
Strimbello: i would probably die from laughing at the irony
Strimbello: and that would be ironic
Strimbello: can i ask you the same question?
Jaevin: no
Strimbello: okay
Strimbello: thats good cause it would weird to hear other answers
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: it's pure this way
Strimbello: muddling up my head even more
Jaevin: indeed
Strimbello: its purity blue
Jaevin: ::rubs his tummy:: delicious
Jaevin: yeah, it is blue
Jaevin: I went to heaven once
Jaevin: and while I was there it was blue, and my friend tried to convince me it was red
Strimbello: did they have ice cream?
Strimbello: id rather it be green
Jaevin: i don't know, i didn't hang around long enough to find out


Jaevin: i'm so hungry <eats desk>
MrKite813: if you eat the desk, what are you going to bang my head against?
Jaevin:  my new spiked mega-hammer I bought at the super villian store
Jaevin: my new job has turned me to a life of evil


Amchine: i had a talk with meredith today
Jaevin: yeh?
Amchine: not only is she seing her exboyfriend, she's fuckin some other guy on the side
Jaevin: did you tell her about her head being porcelain and her not being a real human but if she wishes on a star it may come true?
Amchine: that brought me down
Amchine: yeah actually, i did


Christians Shouldn't Argue With Me
BlondBab64: hey god is awesome
Jaevin: yes, by definition he is
BlondBab64: i was atheist for a while
BlondBab64: but i went to this camp.....
BlondBab64: & the minister was awesome
BlondBab64: hehe yea
Jaevin: jesus christ failed as the savior for humanity
BlondBab64: huh?
Jaevin: he was perfect all the way to the moment of truth, and when that time came, he lost his faith and failed as our savior
BlondBab64: how did He fail?He died for us
Jaevin: think about his ;last words
BlondBab64: what were His last words then huh?
Jaevin: his last words before his death were "father, why have you forsaken me?"
BlondBab64: so?He can say anyhting he wants to
BlondBab64: He*
Jaevin: he was perfect up to that point.  Then he lost faith, and lost what made him the savior
Jaevin: he was no longer the son of god, he was just a man
BlondBab64: i know.but He saved so many ppl & He helped them.
BlondBab64: we r just men & women
BlondBab64: but we can help
Jaevin: but when it came to the moment of truth, he failed.  God made a mistake, Jesus christ was only strong through tapping the power of our heavenly father
Jaevin: and that is where he failed
Jaevin: the cross represents the loss of faith and failure.  Nobody realizes this
BlondBab64: no it doesnt
BlondBab64: I got to go
BlondBab64: God Bless you
BlondBab64: bye
Jaevin: i know he does
Jaevin: bye


Jaevin: we had a conversation in japanese
Jaevin: me and cora
wit bond: do either of you actully know japanese?
Jaevin: she does
Jaevin: I know a little
Jaevin: she thought I knew a lot by my accent and what i knew
wit bond: heh
wit bond: you have a tendancy to do that with everything.
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: it gives me plenty of elbow room to improvise


DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU HAVE PLAYED GEMSTONE 3 BEFORE.
Jaevin: if eorgina ever rules elanthia, I will hack simuntronics from their own terminals in MO, and create myself a level 1 billion adunai warrior who trained in two handers and combat manuevers, and I will put on a kilt, grab a claidhmore and kill everyone
Hunntyr: snicker that sounds fun!
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: i will start with icemule, I hate that fucking place
Hunntyr: good idea, I would start with Teras though
Jaevin: why?
Jaevin: i've never been above level 16 :P
Hunntyr: because it would be fun killing the self righteous and sanctimonious huge types first. Making mass panic through the rest of the lands
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: i think (since all the gm's will be sedated with ether) then that I would wait outside the temple in whenimiers and make a script that killed everyone once they repopped
Jaevin: until they all went demonic'
Hunntyr: I like that too
Jaevin: then I would delete all the rooms except town and the catacombs, and I would watch all the dorks who still persisted to play after all this
Jaevin: and I would log all their IP's get a scanner, find out where they live
Jaevin: and invite them to a huge party
Jaevin: where I will tell them that I am truly glad that simu has loyal customers like them
Jaevin: and that i will put GS back the way it was, but they get 12 altered items a piece
Jaevin: after their extasy died down
Jaevin: I would gas them all
Hunntyr: thats ecstacy
Jaevin: and leave the room
Jaevin: with no remorse
Hunntyr: snicker gassing is just so unbloody for you
Jaevin: yeah, well i would take no pleasure in killing them
Jaevin: it's like putting down sick dogs
Jaevin: it's sad, but it has to be done
Hunntyr: oh make it an explosion at least, entertain me
Jaevin: well, that will be for the simutronics HQ after they wake up from their long long naps


Jaevin: I wish I could be afraid of something
Hunntyr: you are
Hunntyr: you're terrified of being normal
Jaevin: nah, I'd like to be normal
Jaevin: I'm afraid of being afraid is what i'm afraid of
Jaevin: other then that, nah
Hunntyr: come on, you think you're the only PC in a world of NPCs
Jaevin: updated my page, doesn't reveil any of the blair witch project plot/storyline
Jaevin: no I hope there are other pc's
Jaevin: i'm just absolutely assured that I exist
Jaevin: dunno about all you guys
Hunntyr: I think you're afraide that we all do, and don't lump me in as an npc
Jaevin: if they all do exist, I really pity their stupidity
Jaevin: and I also pity their lack of a sense of humor
Jaevin: because they are missing out
Hunntyr: grin
Jaevin: i want to tickle steven hawkings
Hunntyr: that would be fun
Jaevin: then i would get in a big long conversation with him about fractals and chaos and order and the infinitness of the universe, and he would be relieved of that monkey on his back, and then he would tell me to go away and never tell anyone I met him
Jaevin: then I would leave and laugh
Jaevin: and he would be jealous that i could laugh at somethiung like that
Jaevin: because thats how fucking egotistical I am
Hunntyr: laugh
Jaevin: also I declared myself the 11th degree of shaolin kempo, so I'm the grand grand master


wezallz: Stumbled on your name -saw your site been reading your stuff...very creative, funny, serious, reminds me of ...me at your age.
Jaevin: and you lived?
wezallz: yeah, still am.
wezallz: 35
wezallz: I had a copule friends like you mention.
wezallz: we had a blast.
Jaevin: oh yeah
Jaevin: so do you think it's funny to be a nihilist?
wezallz: I thought I was going to fall throuhg the earth.
Jaevin: eh?
wezallz: thought about running off to be a roack drummer.
Jaevin: yeah?
wezallz: rock....ha. I was good.
wezallz: Do art now
wezallz: for a living and fun.
Jaevin: groovy
wezallz: ha...far out .
Jaevin: yeah man
Jaevin: so what is the key to enlightenment?
wezallz: Jesus rocks
wezallz: I guess thats heavy, dude.
Jaevin: nah
wezallz: Too bad we got such a screwed up veiw now of Jesus.
wezallz: TV visions with pink hair and all.
Jaevin: what were jesus christ's last words?
wezallz: "I'll be back" the Terminator
wezallz: kinda fiting I guess.
wezallz: fitting
wezallz: I guess fiting too?
Jaevin: i guess so
Jaevin: but terminator ended up boiling away in a vat of molten steal
Jaevin: so I guess thats fitting too


gooey7223: i'm christian with a clean mouth
gooey7223: and u?
Jaevin: i'm a nihilist who cannot be offended
gooey7223: what's a nihilist?
Jaevin: someone who believes in nothing
gooey7223: your not a christian?
Jaevin: no
gooey7223: why'd i find your name under christian then?
Jaevin: i put it there so clean mouthed christians like you will IM me


Jaevin: muhahaha
Jaevin: the adunai are coming abck
Sita Cia: good
Sita Cia: tell them i said hello
Jaevin: no, no no, back into me
Sita Cia: like i said
Sita Cia: tell them i said hello
Jaevin: ok


<[574]> what would me thinking that nothing has any true meaning and that life itself is arbitrary be called?
<Heathen> S74, nihilism.
<factive> [574] self contradictory
<[574]> really nihilsm? tell me more about this nihilsm
<ChshrCat> suicidal
<factive> my lack of omniscience does not negate what little knowledge i may have
<[574]> how do I stop being a nihilist?
<Soaren> [574], -->Def.-NIHILISM- 1.a. An extreme form of skepticism that denies all existence. b. A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. 2. Rejection of all distinctions in moral or religious value and a willingness to repudiate all previous theories of morality or religious belief.
<mercurial> Cogito ergo sum
<[574]> i don't want to be a nihilist anymore, I'm scared.  how do I stop?
<factive> [574]: decide that meaning is possible, that you yourself are the source of it, and that you can do that whenever you wish
<[574]> so you're telling me the only solution is to have absolute faith in a baseless assumption?
<mercurial> Repudiate/ Sounds like *thinking* to me. <'
<PinkFreud> soaren: a very depressing philosophy, wouldn't you say?
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<[574]> you know, nihilism is the funniest philosophy you can have
<factive> [574]: to stop, decide that meaning is possible, that you yourself are the source of it, and that you can do that whenever you wish
<Soaren> PinkFreud, Nihilism is self contradictory and self defeating, an absurdity.
* ChinaCat suggests 574 breathe more
<PinkFreud> i saw an interesting proof for free will once. i actually found it fairly convincing. but then again, i've seen some pretty good ones for determinism too
<mercurial> [574] Why?
<factive> [574]: no, im asking you to give up your absolute faith in the baseless assumptions that you already hold
<Soaren> [574], Knowledge of truth is never absolute, nor is anything. The fact that knowledge of truth is based on probability rather than absolutes does not invalidate the concept. Some probabilities are so high as to be considered fact
<ChshrCat> Most nihilists I know of were very depressed people who wound up either going insane or killing themselves.


*** Now talking in #poetry
<[574]> no
<[574]> i don't even get a name
<[574]> i have an arbitrary number that was picked at random
* NekidAngl giggles
<[574]> my life sucks
<[574]> just kidding
<[574]> hello everyone
<[574]> i have a poem
<NekidAngl> um share?
<[574]> ok
<[574]> there are two sides to every fight
<[574]> and both sides think that they are right
<[574]> fight fight
<[574]> whose right?
<[574]> we are fools in a foolish world
<[574]> the end
<[574]> if you like my poem and want to put it in a book or something, remmeber to put my name: 574


MrKite813: what the hell goes on in your little mind?
MrKite813: dollface... I'm tired. I'm going to read my book a lil and then go to bed with my cat
MrKite813: i'll talkto you later gator
MrKite813: love ya
MrKite813: you freaky little nihilist


Jaevin: oh yeah
Jaevin: I want to be saved by christ
YooFoe: do you believe that christ gave up hios life so that we s\couild live
YooFoe: did you understand that?
Jaevin: yes
YooFoe: brb
YooFoe: do you have a bible?
Jaevin: no
YooFoe: hmmm
YooFoe: ok...
YooFoe: i'm gonna type up some verses for you
Jaevin: ok
YooFoe: can you buy a bible possibly?
Jaevin: no
YooFoe: hmmm
Jaevin: whoa to ye, oh earth and sea. For the devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short. let him who hath understanding recon the number of the beast for it is a human number. It's number is six hundred sixty six
Jaevin: whats this mean>? i'M SCARED
YooFoe: it's revelation
YooFoe: it's not taht scary
YooFoe: john #:16
YooFoe: 3:16
Jaevin: 666..
YooFoe: satan's number
YooFoe: for god so loved the world that he gave his only son so that whoever believed in him sahll not perish but have eternal life...john 3:16
YooFoe: do you understand this verse?
Jaevin: yes
YooFoe: what does it mean to you?
YooFoe: jesus said to him..i am the way and the truth and the life.  no one shall come to the father but through me    john 14:6
YooFoe: you understand this on?
Jaevin: jesus is mexican right?
YooFoe: no
Jaevin: does satan live in mexico?
YooFoe: where are you getting this from?
YooFoe: satan lives in hell
Jaevin: the bible
YooFoe: where in the bible?
Jaevin: eric 4:35
YooFoe: huh?
YooFoe: there is no eric
YooFoe: are you making this up?
Jaevin: no!
Jaevin: it's in the new new testament
YooFoe: there is no book of eric
YooFoe: eric is your name
Jaevin: in the new new one there is
Jaevin: so?
YooFoe: what new one?
YooFoe: if this is some kind of sick joke, it isn't funny
YooFoe: adiing a book in the bible named after you is blasphemy


BEARA128: oh okay...what are you going to do tonight
Jaevin: i duno
BEARA128: since you don't have a gf
Jaevin: i don't need agirlfriend
BEARA128: why not you miss Meg don't you
BEARA128: Sparky thinks you are a chicken


Cyandraa: i mess everything up.......
Mehakoi: nah
Mehakoi: LOok at it this way
Mehakoi: right now
Mehakoi: you can still dance just as well as ever
Cyandraa: but i don't care about dancing
Mehakoi: thats your problem then.
Mehakoi: not that you mess up everything
Mehakoi: but that you don't care about danceing


Jaevin: read my profile!
MrKite813: sorry, got kicked off
Jaevin: it's ok
Jaevin: ::hugs::
MrKite813: i don't like your tirades about god
Jaevin: aw


Jaevin: I busted my hand
Cyandraa: how'd you do that?
Jaevin: against a cement wall
Jaevin: you should have seen the wall
Cyandraa: eric....
Jaevin: yeah?
Cyandraa: :\
Jaevin: ?
Jaevin: i got stabbed in the face and it healed in 5 days
Jaevin: it's no big deal
Cyandraa: i worry about you though
Jaevin: if there's anyting i can do, it's take care of myself :P
Cyandraa: i know, you don't need me.
Jaevin: no i do
Cyandraa: hahaha
Cyandraa: no, you don't.
Cyandraa: you just said it.
Jaevin: i can take care of myself
Jaevin: but i dont
Cyandraa: i can't help.
Jaevin: i kin take care of myself but i still need what everyone else needs
Cyandraa: what does everyone else need?
Jaevin: love
Cyandraa: you've got plenty of love.
Jaevin: no, i don't
Cyandraa: everyone loves you eric.
Jaevin: no, no one does
Cyandraa: no one?
Jaevin: maybe no one
Cyandraa: very many people love you.
Jaevin: they don't act like it
Cyandraa: chanel loves you
Cyandraa: james loves you
Cyandraa: holly loves you
Jaevin: actions speak louder then words
Cyandraa: it's pointless for me to mention i love you then.
Jaevin: heh
Jaevin: muhahahhaaaaaaaaaahahaha


SpUzzNDenY: dear who ever, i want to die dammit fuck you fuck all of yougo screw Some cats eye ball scoketlovespuzz
SpUzzNDenY: there you go
SpUzzNDenY: write my an epitaph
Jaevin: ok
Jaevin: chanel was a fucked up person who wanted me to kill her so i did and i'm sad so i put a bomb under the church and you're all going to die right now <kaboom>


Jaevin: aw fuck i think i fucked this up
Amchine: dude
Amchine: that sucks
Jaevin: if i did, i know how to fix it next time
Jaevin: here goes nothing
Amchine: that's a nihilist statement if i ever heard one


naeeeee: I dont' start college til january
Jaevin: sorry
naeeeee: why
Jaevin: i dunno
Jaevin: why not?
Jaevin: you don't have a profile
naeeeee: cause theres no reason to be sorry
Jaevin: ok
Jaevin: i'm not sorry then
naeeeee: hmm
naeeeee: ur acting strange
naeeeee: *shrug*
naeeeee: bye
Jaevin: you leaving?
naeeeee: *shrug* ur acting weird
Jaevin: so?
naeeeee: so
naeeeee: I dun like it :\
naeeeee: it makes me feel stupid
Jaevin: ok, i'll be normal


<_PhantoM_> wtf is adunai?
<_PhantoM_> a race? religion?
<Jaevin> muhaha
<Jaevin> it is everything
<Jaevin> When i fill out race, i say adunai
<Jaevin> when i fill out eye color, i say adunai
<_PhantoM_> ur a crazy mother fucker arent u
<Jaevin> when i fill out hair, i say dark brown
<Jaevin> thats fucking right
<_PhantoM_> when i feel hair i say dark black with lil touch of blue like coal
<Jaevin> my skin is not white, it's more of a light peach color
<Jaevin> i saw a man blow his own brains out and laughed
<Jaevin> he was my father


Jaevin: does satan live in mexico or new orleans?
Jaevin: my friend said it was one of those two places
Jaevin: but i dunno
Jaevin: i don't think satan would live in a cave in mexico
naeeeee: hmmm, heh, neither place is hell, hell is much worse
Jaevin: i'm not sure there even are caves in mexico
Jaevin: have you been to mexico?
Jaevin: it's pretty bad
naeeeee: hmmm
naeeeee: please stop asking obnoxious questiosn
Jaevin: ok


Jaevin: hey there sexy
allipoo10: umm hi do i know you?
Jaevin: it's me baby, your one and only
allipoo10: oh really?
Jaevin: yeah, thats right honey, daddy's come home
allipoo10: umm okay whatever i'm not going to talk to you anymore
Jaevin: why not sweety, you mad at me? was it about last night? she meant nothing


MlkyMaiden: you know what? eric was away so I sent him millions of IMs telling him a story...
MlkyMaiden: about a dog and a pancake
Mehakoi: :-)
MlkyMaiden: he must think I'm crazy now :)
MlkyMaiden: goody!
Mehakoi: nah
Mehakoi: he's pretty immaune to that
MlkyMaiden: well..this was a pretty f-ed up story though
Mehakoi: yeah
Mehakoi: eric a pretty fucked up guy
MlkyMaiden: I can tell
MlkyMaiden: hard to believe you're even related
Mehakoi: heh
Mehakoi: sarcasm noted
MlkyMaiden: no sarcasm..I swear
Mehakoi: ::chuckles::
Mehakoi: ok
MlkyMaiden: geez...you don't even believe me!
MlkyMaiden: hmph
Mehakoi: sorry
Mehakoi: But i find it amuseing that you would find me noremal
MlkyMaiden: oh..I don't find you normal by any means..
MlkyMaiden: I just find you on a completely different level of insanity than eric is


Akki Sarkk: how are you this morning?
Jaevin: goood
Akki Sarkk: n't
Jaevin: read my page!
Akki Sarkk: :) alright
Jaevin: you fucking whore!
Jaevin: oops
Jaevin: wrong window
Akki Sarkk: hehehe...  who was that meant for
Jaevin: uh, my ex girlfriend or something
Akki Sarkk: or something... :)
Jaevin: see my webpage?
Akki Sarkk: i'm gettitng there...
Akki Sarkk: what am i looking for?
Jaevin: i dunno
Jaevin: what are you looking for?
Jaevin: the uncarved block?
Jaevin: it's next to alan's computer
Jaevin: which is pretty fucking stupid
Akki Sarkk: got me... you told me to got here. :)
Jaevin: because he should put it in his car
Jaevin: where it would actually be cool to have it
Akki Sarkk: :)
Jaevin: did you read todays update?
Akki Sarkk: part of it.
Jaevin: then what good are you you slut
Jaevin: oopos
Jaevin: wrong window
Jaevin: sorry
Akki Sarkk: :)  you and her aren't getting along very well today are you
Jaevin: it's just about stupid stuff
Akki Sarkk: such as?
Jaevin: so what do you recommend i do today?
Akki Sarkk: go to the mall and pick up some ramdom girl.. bring her back to your place and just talk... :) i don't know
Jaevin: next time i hit you i'm gonna hit you so fucking hard your brain flys out of the big fucking hole in your head you fucking slut
Jaevin: oops, sorry
Jaevin: wrong window again
Jaevin: i dunno, i have trouble meeting girls
Akki Sarkk: really why?
Jaevin: i dunno why
Akki Sarkk: well if you treat them like this girl you keep missing the window with i can see why
Jaevin: well
Jaevin: she's a special case
Akki Sarkk: really..  how so.. what happened with her?
Jaevin: she doesnt exist, i was lying to you
Akki Sarkk: oh i see.
Jaevin: i'm sorry
Jaevin: i don';t mean to be like that
Jaevin: it's just that i have a disease
Jaevin: called nihilism
Jaevin: gah
Jaevin: now look at me
Jaevin: i'm a complete asshole for no reason
Jaevin: to someone i like and respect
Jaevin: what is wrong with me?
Jaevin: i only wish i knew.
Jaevin: see, i can't even apologizre
Akki Sarkk: ... well i can't say much to that...
Jaevin: because it's just more of the same
Jaevin: see
Jaevin: there's nothing i can do
Jaevin: i've locked myself off from your friendship because i couldn't help myself from being a jerk
Jaevin: and i don't even know why i did it
Akki Sarkk: borebom would be my answer... but... i don't kow what's goign on
Jaevin: do i have your forgiveness no matter what? i would forgive you no matter what
Akki Sarkk: of course.


Jaevin: hi
SuMoKITTy3: hi there
SuMoKITTy3: how are you
SuMoKITTy3: what did you go do last night?
Jaevin: have you heard of nihilism?
SuMoKITTy3: yes
SuMoKITTy3: isn't that what you follow?
Jaevin: no, it follows me
SuMoKITTy3: :-)
Jaevin: :)
Jaevin: i'm eating bread, the official food of the adunai
Jaevin: water is the official drink
Jaevin: the land mass is 0
Jaevin: and the population is infinity!
SuMoKITTy3: oook .... you are really cute sometimes! :-)


(first real life conversation on here)
me: rebecca doesn't work here?
manager: no
me: did she get fired?
manager: yes
me: do you know who fired her?
manager: no
me: did sean?
manager: no
me: did you?
manager: yes


Mehakoi: if I knew karate
Mehakoi: i could pick up chicks
AaronHiggs: I know judo, and Aikido
Mehakoi: really?
AaronHiggs: yeah, im a black belt in judo
Mehakoi: cool beans
Mehakoi: no wonder you got Holly
AaronHiggs: yeah, it helps


Thornne Ghoul: Oh dear.. you are twisted..
Jaevin: i can't believe a gothic slave just called me twisted
Thornne Ghoul: Believe it...
Thornne Ghoul: :)


Jaevin: have you seen any mexican desparados while scuba diving?
Wrmwtrdvr: When I am in Mexico thats' who I hang out with
Jaevin: uh oh


Jaevin: is it hard to be a jew?
gailhouston: what are you - antisemetic
Jaevin: no, i heard it on a radio comercial
Jaevin: it said "it's hard to be a jew, thats why we're sending jewish college students 18-24 on a trip of their life time to jearusalem"
Jaevin: and i was wondering if they were maybe lying
Jaevin: but since i'm not a jew, i didn't want to make that assumption
Jaevin: hello?


Mehakoi: She is like tottaly paranoid of relationships though
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: well
Jaevin: ::cracks knuckles::
Mehakoi: :-)
Mehakoi: I forgot
Mehakoi: nevermind then


Jaevin: if i had some butane i could burn a whole in my head with my jet flame lighter, and let all the evil demons seep out so they can play before it gets dark and they have to come back in my head
Cyandraa: everyone could use another hole in their head
Jaevin: until then, better off dead, a smile on the lips and a hole int he head, better off dead, it's better then this, take it away cause there's nothing to miss..
Cyandraa: hey eric are you ever happy?
Jaevin: is that a rhetorical question?
Cyandraa: nope
Cyandraa: it's an honest question
Cyandraa: you never seem to be happy
Cyandraa: you always seem to be on the verge of suicide


LunaSenshi: why don't you go?
Jaevin: because the entire school emits a radiation which causes a brain tumor to grow, which controls everyone and turns them into zombies
Jaevin: they will get everyone else but they wont get me
LunaSenshi: i am experiencing a similar situation right here..
Jaevin: yes
Jaevin: you should escape!
LunaSenshi: i can't. people need me.
Jaevin: zombies need brains, that doesn't mean we give them to them


LunaSenshi: just because. define "adunai"..
Jaevin: perpetuation, truth, chaos, infinity, it's an anti-hypocracy hypocracy, it's love, it's happiness, it's sadness, it's all it is nothing, it is the way were are, it is who we are, it guides us, it follows us, it leads us, it is what we are waiting for and it what we have always dreamed about, but it's here now, and it was here before us, and it will be here after us, but you cannot escape it, even though it doesnt exist.
LunaSenshi: wow. i like that word.
Jaevin: yeah me too
Jaevin: i'm registered to vote here in the states in the adunai party
Jaevin: muhaha..
LunaSenshi: hehehe
Jaevin: people are adunai, the good ones are at least
Jaevin: you have to be adunai to become adunai
Jaevin: i'm adunai
Jaevin: you're adunai
LunaSenshi: oh good :-)
LunaSenshi: i think..
Jaevin: it's good
Jaevin: adunai has all it's own words too
Jaevin: there's an entire adunai vocabulary in the works
Jaevin: sodeska - (jpn) means, "Understand beyond all understanding"
Jaevin: so like when you completly see what the person is trying to tell you, you say "sodeska"
LunaSenshi: sodeska
Jaevin: :D


Jaevin: hey hey!
Chiriko123: hi
Chiriko123: '
Chiriko123: ?
Jaevin: hi 0_0 how are you/
Chiriko123: umm fine
Jaevin: you are very timid, like a small forest creature, it's ok though,, i am too sometimes.  don't worry, i won't be evil
Chiriko123: O.O;
Jaevin: :D
Chiriko123: ummm and you are---?
Jaevin: i am your friend!
Chiriko123: okay.
Jaevin: Jaevin Blackpawn, adunai paladin extraordinaire
Jaevin: at your service ::bows::
Chiriko123: ...okay.
Jaevin: ::poke::
Chiriko123: what?
Jaevin: i don't know, you are unresponsive, so i was checking to se if you recieve stimuli ::writes things down on a clipboard::


DentedCokeCan: lol
DentedCokeCan: you're like unreal almost
DentedCokeCan: haha


Ooh Tisa: ooooh, you can strip to Macho Man
Jaevin: muhahah
Ooh Tisa: and wear really short cut off jean shorts, so your butt is hanging out and work boots
Jaevin: heh...
Ooh Tisa: i bet u could make lottsa cash doin borthdays parties
Jaevin: heh
Jaevin: nah, too ugly
Ooh Tisa: not even
Ooh Tisa: shut up
Jaevin: hmm
Jaevin: like, on a scale of one to ten, honestly how would you rate me
Jaevin: I have 0 confidense
Ooh Tisa: 8
Ooh Tisa: only reason ya not a 9 is cuz ya age
Ooh Tisa: and only david duchovny is a 10
Jaevin: haha


Jaevin: ::whap::
Sita Cia: you can't whap me
Jaevin: yes i can
Jaevin: i just did


Jaevin: hi, so you're into fashion huh>?
AdIdAs DuDeZ: yes i am
Jaevin: you're a fag?  Don't bother answering this one because i'm sure its the same as the last one
AdIdAs DuDeZ: I'm not no Fag!
Jaevin: you're not no fag? thats a double negative.  What you just said is "I am a fag"
AdIdAs DuDeZ: I know, i fucked up, sorry.
AdIdAs DuDeZ: I'm not a fag!
Jaevin: too late
AdIdAs DuDeZ: I'm not a fucking faggot!
Jaevin: it's too late bro, i'm sorry


GoAheadPunk1: do I know you?
Jaevin: negative on that, i'm a meat popsickle
GoAheadPunk1: how old are you?
Jaevin: 18
Jaevin: listen, don't take any of this personally, i'm just a stupid kid trying to have fun, no harm was intended, i really don't know anything about you
Jaevin: so i apologize
GoAheadPunk1: it's cool, I know a lot of people like you
Jaevin: wow, thats great
Jaevin: you should tell them to IM me
Jaevin: because that would be interesting
GoAheadPunk1: they dont have im
Jaevin: oh, well here is my address
Jaevin: 27101 Ayamonte, Mission Viejo CA, 92692
Jaevin: tell them to write me
Jaevin: i'll reimberse the stamp
GoAheadPunk1: if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you take a bite out of yourself?
Jaevin: hot dogs don't have hands
GoAheadPunk1: I didnt say they did
Jaevin: how would i pick myself up to take a bite out of myself if i didn't have hands
GoAheadPunk1: you could bend over
GoAheadPunk1: ok, well if you were a hot dog, you'd have arms and legs
Jaevin: but no intestine
Jaevin: i wouldn't have a large or small intestine
GoAheadPunk1: hmm....
GoAheadPunk1: you would
Jaevin: would i have veins and a heart?
GoAheadPunk1: yeah
Jaevin: and a mouth with a tongue and teeth?
GoAheadPunk1: basically, you'd be you but also a hot dog
Jaevin: would i be cooked?
GoAheadPunk1: somewhat
GoAheadPunk1: the older you get, the more cooked you are
Jaevin: but then i'd be dead, and i couldn't eat
GoAheadPunk1: no, it feels good to be cooked, if you were a hot dog
Jaevin: so then i would sacrifice my life to humans so they could eat me, because that is my place and destiny as a hotdog
GoAheadPunk1: no, there would be no humans
GoAheadPunk1: it would be a huge race of hot dogs
Jaevin: where would i be that there would be no food
GoAheadPunk1: you are stuck in the woods for weeks
Jaevin: would you take a bite of yourself if you were in that role?
GoAheadPunk1: probably my fat
GoAheadPunk1: but I dont know if it would hurt
Jaevin: well see, thats the problem with this question.  I don't have experience as being a hotdog, so i don't know what i would like or dislike, and i don't know how my life would be as a hotdog
GoAheadPunk1: oh
GoAheadPunk1: do u watch SNL?
Jaevin: no
GoAheadPunk1: ok, thats what I thought
Jaevin: why?
GoAheadPunk1: that question came from SNL
Jaevin: oh, it's too bad you can't come up with your own jokes, it would be much more beneficial, although i did have a good time playing this game with you


Jaevin: what do you think is funnier
Jaevin: nazi's or zombis
Jaevin: zombies
DentedCokeCan: i think they're one in the same
Jaevin: zombie nazi's!!??! noooooooooooooooo


Jaevin: what would you do if i got RoboEric
SpUzzNDenY: hymmm
SpUzzNDenY: kill you.
Jaevin: really?
Jaevin: with/
SpUzzNDenY: my thighs
Jaevin: oh baby, any change of getting between your thighs i'll take
Jaevin: i cant believe i just said that
SpUzzNDenY: uhhh....
SpUzzNDenY: cut copy paste


Jaevin: I cannot be defeated now that i have a kamikaze rat
MlkyMaiden: and where did you obtain this rat?
MlkyMaiden: and won't it be dead soon...seeing that it is a kamikaze rat?
Jaevin: a necromancer gave it to me
Jaevin: and there's more where this one came from
MlkyMaiden: oh really? what will yo ube using it for?
Jaevin: I'm going to take the rat challenge!!!
MlkyMaiden: Whoa! what (may I ask) is that?!
Jaevin: The Rat Challenge:
are you over 2 years old and like rats? Well now is your chance to prove yourself!  All you have to do is take over the world using just rats!!! it's fun and entertaining
MlkyMaiden: is there a site for this?
Jaevin: no
Jaevin: it's part of the kamikaze rat underground
MlkyMaiden: wow..sounds very complex..how did you stumble pon it?
Jaevin: come on
MlkyMaiden: ?
Jaevin: it's me!!
Jaevin: :D
MlkyMaiden: hehe...true true...what else would I expect?
MlkyMaiden: well..I hope you enjoy this rat to the utmost
Jaevin: aw
Jaevin: thats really sweet
MlkyMaiden: :)


MsLowBrass: there's a lot of complexity about you....
Jaevin: i guess
MsLowBrass: there is... i'd give major kudo's to anyone who could figure you out.....
Jaevin: muhaha


<SplJmnRam> Yo yo
<SplJmnRam> i'm da spell jammin ram
<SplJmnRam> ok
<doomit> shouldn't we all like just decide bah the whole idea of "cool" causes to much sadness anyway
<ShowerMan> perhaps doomit
<SplJmnRam> here's another little thing i wrote about this situation:
<doomit> screw being cool,
<SplJmnRam> if it don't flow then it don't go, and you gotta watch out for whats commin atcha cause when it's commin atcha it's gonna getcha.  You have to jam to the jammin to the groove on the move, and you have to flow like ice before you can feel the fire.. word.
<doomit> its hit and im still standing
<SplJmnRam> den, you da man, negro


Ninjistic: say nine
niknws: say 10 how r the adunai this evening
Ninjistic: ballistic
Ninjistic: say nine
niknws: say 10 a great reward to the ears...i am glad all is well on the home front
Ninjistic: say nine
Ninjistic: i'm eating popcorn and going insane
niknws: say 10 how r your classes?????cheese or butter
Ninjistic: butter, they are going ok, but i don't like them much
Ninjistic: say nine
niknws: say 10...i know the feeling
Ninjistic: say nine, how would you define right and wrong
niknws: right is not the left and right is wrong is not right
Ninjistic: yeah, but lets say in absolutes
Ninjistic: you know, purity
Ninjistic: say nine
niknws: right is an ambiguous term be more specific
Ninjistic: is it ever right to punish an innocent man
niknws: right....to be w/in the set bounds of what the society says is the proper way to act
Ninjistic: is it right, to give someone pain, when they have done nothing wrong
niknws: no
niknws: say10
Ninjistic: ever?
niknws: depends elaborate
Ninjistic: if you don't punish him, a million people will die
niknws: go on
Ninjistic: so
Ninjistic: is it right to punish him, considering that
niknws: yes
Ninjistic: but he's innocent, he did nothing wront
Ninjistic: wrong
niknws: sometimes they few must be sacraficed for the many
Ninjistic: so truth is not directly porportional to right and wrong
niknws: no
niknws: it never will be
Ninjistic: so if i always tell the truth i won;t always be right
niknws: no the socoety we live in wont let you be
Ninjistic: but in absolute terms
Ninjistic: say nine
niknws: in absolutes you will be ...but that doesnt mean society will appreciate it
Ninjistic: but does society matter in comparison to the infinite importance of truth
niknws: no
niknws: say10
Ninjistic: so, aligning with truth despite concequences will insure your place in valhalla
Ninjistic: say nine
niknws: it wont insure your place anywhere...it will just insure an easing thought w/in yourself that you were true
Ninjistic: aligning myself with truth = good
niknws: not neccesarily the truth hurts sometimes...as that isnt good but you it might rest easier w/ you than if you lied
niknws: say10 why do you ask
Ninjistic: trying to decipher reality and morals, please oh please say nine
niknws: say 10
Ninjistic: i will if you will first.  See, if truth is more important that happiness and lives, well, whats right and wrong
niknws: a nice circular arg you have there
niknws: say10
Ninjistic: it's very circular, and very recursive, but i want the way out! say nine!!!!!!!
niknws: nine
Ninjistic: NEIN!


GrunGeGlrL: jus how many chicks have u had?
Ninjistic: aw
GrunGeGlrL: aww?
Ninjistic: i dunno
Ninjistic: it's not like that at all
GrunGeGlrL: eh?
Ninjistic: i'm actually a very sensitive compassionate guy, the reason i wantg a girlfriend is because i want someone to share my love and passion with, to have fun with...
GrunGeGlrL: awww....how cute


Ninjistic: i'm the avatar of book stacking
Strimbello: heh
Strimbello: does that have a dental plan?
Ninjistic: no
Ninjistic: it pays horribly
Strimbello: well then you should kick the shit out of them
Ninjistic: but my locker number is 6, my id # is 0435
Strimbello: 4:35?!
Ninjistic: yeah
Ninjistic: :D
Strimbello: holy shit
Strimbello: if thats not an omen i dont know what is
Ninjistic: the bloody 666 thats appearing on my forehead right now?


Elanel: you have to park on the street though, no oilstains allowed on my driveway ;)
Ninjistic: heh
Ninjistic: aw
Ninjistic: i'll have a bike
Elanel: oh well, me too. they live in the garage in the winter though. Remember, it snows here, you'll need other transport then
Ninjistic: dogsled
Elanel: not that much snow, hon
Ninjistic: aww


Jaevin: don't i get a trial or something
Strimbello: prolly not
Strimbello: you're too educated
Jaevin: f*ckers
Strimbello: damn skippy
Jaevin: this is why george washington cut down that f*cking cherry tree, those damn british didn't give him a trial
Strimbello: i just though he was hungry for cherries
Strimbello: but thats a good reason too
Jaevin: hehe
Strimbello: maybe you should cut down something
Jaevin: you know what, maybe i should..


luv4chu: hey
Ninjistic: hi
luv4chu: wanna cyber
Ninjistic: uh
Ninjistic: no
Ninjistic: what the hell?
luv4chu: sorry my hubby is callin me so i g2g i'll iim u some other time and we can have a good time
luv4chu: bye


SingsOfFire: im gonna go outside and scream....im alive:)
SingsOfFire: im actually alive
SingsOfFire: g'night amigo


<SplJmnRam> id unno, never been there myself
<harmonic> hehe
<SplJmnRam> don't need to
<SplJmnRam> just rip a hole in reality with these here horns
* harmonic was about to say somehting along those lines
<harmonic> Is that wise?
<harmonic> what if I rip too deeply?  can bad things come out along the seam?
<SplJmnRam> well
<SplJmnRam> it's an art
<SplJmnRam> i've only known one mortal to rip a hole in space time with his bare hands
<harmonic> what if i'm halfway in and i move against the edge?  isn't infinitley thin pretty sharp?  Heh.  I'll bet
<harmonic> It didn't cut his fingers?
<SplJmnRam> well, it being infinitly sharp, you'd THINK it'd cut you up pretty bad
* harmonic is impressed
<SplJmnRam> but the fact is, it's soft, it feels like silk


PureSpUzz: howe about some dick...
Jaevin: you want some of my 24 feet of tyranasaurus cock
PureSpUzz: yes
PureSpUzz: now dammit
Jaevin: in your ear
PureSpUzz: no
Jaevin: me and james' biggest regret about (name censored) was not taking porn of us jacking off in her ear/eye ect.
PureSpUzz: the nose baby the nose
PureSpUzz: heheheheheheh
PureSpUzz: lol
Jaevin: it would make you have big nostrils
PureSpUzz: awww this sint the whole song.... ahh well you get the picture
PureSpUzz: it would3
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: they'd call you big gigantic nostrol chick
Jaevin: and then point and laugh
PureSpUzz: no
PureSpUzz: they would laff at you
PureSpUzz: cause you put you dick in some chicks noes
PureSpUzz: se
Jaevin: thats true
Jaevin: actually
PureSpUzz: seee
Jaevin: i would get a t-shirt
Jaevin: of you
Jaevin: with a big fucking nostrol
PureSpUzz: i would of you as well and you tiny PENNIE
Jaevin: that says "this girls nostrils are so big because i fucked them with my cock"
Jaevin: it would probably rip your nose, and it'd be bloddy
Jaevin: now let us never talk about this again
Jaevin: <shutter>
PureSpUzz: mine would have a caption that says
PureSpUzz: ahh
PureSpUzz: ok
Jaevin: should this be on my conversation page?
PureSpUzz: heheh
PureSpUzz: yeah put it there
PureSpUzz: the porno conversation shoulda beenj
PureSpUzz: that was damn funny3
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: "is that the white house?"
"no the lincoln memorial"


KINZLeigh: I think by following God, you are doing the right thing, i am just trying to help you.  I think by reading the bible and to God, and not listening to your own heart, you can help him


Candy Kittie: gimme ure address
Jaevin: e-mail?
Candy Kittie: nope
Jaevin: 27101 ayamonte
Jaevin: mission viejo
Jaevin: how come?
Candy Kittie: zip?
Candy Kittie: and ure last name
Candy Kittie: i have finally decided to stalk you
Jaevin: drewes
Jaevin: 92692
Jaevin: really? good move


(real life)
Matthew: I just stuck my finger in the hottest part of the mash potatoes


MacMarxist: heil?
Jaevin: whats up my negro
MacMarxist: excuse me?
MacMarxist: Large Anti-Racist or assimilationist
MacMarxist: which one?
Jaevin: give me a fucking break
Jaevin: adunai - freedom against all odds
MacMarxist: sorry :-)
Jaevin: :)
Jaevin: commie sympathizer, if you can make the monkey;s git in line
MacMarxist: Explain, you are rather abstract!
Jaevin: communism is cool if you can make people understand that it's for their own good
MacMarxist: no  shit
Jaevin: this nations collapsing soon
Jaevin: democracy <obviously> has failed
MacMarxist: this country is so depoliticized that it is hard for people to understand it is for their own good
MacMarxist: what democracy!
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: i know
Jaevin: heheh..
MacMarxist: democracy for a few!
Jaevin: not even, it's like
MacMarxist: Socialism IS true democracy!
MacMarxist: democracy for the top two percent
Jaevin: oligarchy, under the rouse of democracy to make people to believe they are free and their country isn't fucking them up the ass
MacMarxist: "Socialism IS true democracy!" <=== this is hard for people to believe in a nation where 5 men own all of our media!
Jaevin: corruption thrives
MacMarxist: It's funny to me that the working class that should realize their oppression is more conservative than the middle class, and even the upper class!
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: you mean..
Jaevin: all us woking monkeys have to work 40 plus hours a aweek to afford food and housing while the rich just get richer off their own money and thats not fair?
???
Jaevin: holy mother of god in a handbasket
MacMarxist: Meanwhile democrats can't even get leftist enough to fight for a lving wage and national health care
Jaevin: the government can play all the games they want, but as soon as they fuck with me..
Jaevin: yeah
Jaevin: hey
MacMarxist: Their new motto should be: Democrats, working hards to sell out the working class every day!
Jaevin: people are just totally clueless i guess
Jaevin: i think that must be it
Jaevin: there are good ideals behind conservatives, but they fight for the wrong issues, same with democrats
Jaevin: and as for all the other apemen in our fine country, monkey see, monkey do.
Jaevin: i don't know what possesses people to think "hey, i know i don't agree with these policies and everything they are fighting for, but cause i registered republican when i turned 18, i'm gonna vote for them anyways"
Jaevin: honestly, anything is better then this
MacMarxist: I have to go, but you are on my buddy list, see ya! ( I have to work!)


Jaevin: the funniest part about that
Jaevin: is
Jaevin: that
Jaevin: whenever that poor mother sees pokemon
Jaevin: she'll cry
Jaevin: because it killed her fucking baby!
Mehakoi: hehehe
Jaevin: ...
Mehakoi: you are a sick jaded young man
Jaevin: i don't know why that is the funniest part
Jaevin: it just is..
Jaevin: how can i resist?


MsLowBrass: did you see shakespeare in love?
Turtle eats Cat: it made me cry
MsLowBrass: it was an amazing film... i don't blame you.
Turtle eats Cat: becuase there was nothing in which to KILL MYSELF WITH to escape the horrible torture that i endured while sitting through it
MsLowBrass: !!!
Turtle eats Cat: sorry
MsLowBrass: i thought it was brilliant... but hey, that's just my opinion *lol*
Turtle eats Cat: i even took off my shoe laces and tried to strangle myself, but meg stopped me, so then i  sat there and cried
MsLowBrass: lkjarglj........
Turtle eats Cat: not for myself, not for the children, but for this whole crzy messed up world that would create smething like this
Turtle eats Cat: my hate for that movie cannot truly be expressed by mere words.  I'm sure many people loved it and enjoyed it, even people i deeply respect
Turtle eats Cat: but a piece of me died when i went into the theatre
MsLowBrass: *lol* why do you despise it so?!?
Turtle eats Cat: and watched that movie, and it was a piece of me that had hope, and love, and warmth, all obliterated, slowly, each and every second i stayed there
Turtle eats Cat: i don't know, i just can't help how i feel
Turtle eats Cat: but i do know, that the expierence of watching it left me a scared and bitter man
MsLowBrass: oh i know you can't.... but surely you must be able to point out things about it that made you hate it...
Turtle eats Cat: it rousted in me all that i hate in the world
MsLowBrass: which is?
MsLowBrass: or are... not is.
MsLowBrass: bad grammar.
Turtle eats Cat: the depths of horror i've seen
Turtle eats Cat: i cannot speak of this more
MsLowBrass: otay
Turtle eats Cat: it will only bring back the dark memories


Shortystar: hi
Jaevin: hi
Shortystar: what's up?
Jaevin: the ground
Shortystar: umm no


Sita Cia: snow is awesome
Sita Cia: do you guys get snow, or is winter all rain?
Jaevin: neihte
Jaevin: r
Sita Cia: what's your winter like?
Jaevin: like summer
Sita Cia: :-P
Sita Cia: that's silly
Jaevin: tell that to god
Sita Cia: okay
Sita Cia: god, having winter be like summer where eric is is silly
Jaevin: i don;t think i'm god


Shutter bugg 8: still searching for yourself? aren't we all.
Jaevin: myself is in the trunk
Jaevin: of my car
Shutter bugg 8: ah
Jaevin: and i won't let him out until he gives me the  key to my deposit box
Shutter bugg 8: what's with your icon?
Shutter bugg 8: is that a gofer being struck by lightning?
Shutter bugg 8: and how could yourself give you the key to your deposit box if you won't let him out of the trunk?
Jaevin: it's a prarie dog
Jaevin: he's using lightning to kill birds
Jaevin: and as for the third question, thats the trick, isn't it?
Shutter bugg 8: very imaginative?
Shutter bugg 8: i suppose it is
Shutter bugg 8: a very tricky one at that
Shutter bugg 8: how have you been?
Shutter bugg 8: i still have demons with you, i'd like to settle them
Shutter bugg 8: but they're elusive demons and they don't like to show their faces, if i may be poetic
Shutter bugg 8: hello, hello. is there anybody out there?


Strimbello: we had a laser show that was an anti-drug pep rally
Strimbello: and they had to stop it because everyone was cheering for the drugs
Strimbello: there were only four lonely people who cheered for crack


Strimbello: and im in that "this is all so pointless i could just fucking kill myself to escape" phase of school
Seige Perelous: heh...
Seige Perelous: at least at work you get paid for mindless drivel
Seige Perelous: unless of course my mom through away my paycheck which was in the shirt she just just washed, then i don't get any money.  Oh well.


Ninjistic: i put my dead goldfish in the blender
DentedCokeCan: dude, that's sick as hell
Ninjistic: not really
Ninjistic: i've decided when i go
Ninjistic: and if i can't be put in cryo-freeze
Ninjistic: i'd like to be blended into oblivion


Ninjistic: do you think i have a good webpage?
LunaSenshi: um
LunaSenshi: yes!!


Pook So Evil: is that old man porking that lady on your icon
Pook So Evil: shes on his lap
Pook So Evil: and her hand is on him
Pook So Evil: ahhh
Pook So Evil: porn!
Ninjistic: ???
Pook So Evil: your icon
Ninjistic: it's a zen master w/ a preying mantis
Pook So Evil: oh
Pook So Evil: that just takes all the fun out of it.


Ninjistic: you're love for him is the only thing stopping me from making a "american psycho ate my balls" website
Sita Cia: thank you eric.  i apperciate it, honestly i do
Ninjistic: thanks
Sita Cia: he's about the only thing that keeps me from going totally psychotic some days
Sita Cia: have i told you that people need to be steralized?
Sita Cia: it's my new campaign to save the world my wrath
Ninjistic: instead i'll make a "moby didn't eat my balls" website
Ninjistic: it will be all about how moby not only doesnt suck, but it found ff8, the blair witch, and jar jar binks and made them give me my balls back


Sita Cia: preparing for the 2nd of June
Ninjistic: why?
Sita Cia: cause i know that i'm going to go insane that day
Ninjistic: why?
Sita Cia: it's my 1 year anniversary
Ninjistic: oh
Ninjistic: maybe i will feed you to my giant flying sea tortoise


Mehakoi: anything me can do? kill? assult with my new stick?
Ninjistic: new stick?

Mehakoi: Neighbor cut down a tree, i grabbed a few limbs
Ninjistic: cool
Ninjistic: i used to make bows out of wood, they were pretty good
Ninjistic: like really good
Mehakoi: yeah
Mehakoi: I did too, in ohio
Mehakoi: the wood here is no good fer it.
Mehakoi: Just keeping them around in case fer now. Waiting fer insperation, like with most things i own.
Ninjistic: to kill a goose
Mehakoi: heh
Mehakoi: the goose is gone.
Mehakoi: Now we wait fer the hicks to wake up
Mehakoi: but ya never know
Mehakoi: I don't think that goose will ever be gone fer good
Mehakoi: You notice people keep marching on Washinton and it doesn't affect anything.
Ninjistic: nothing does
Mehakoi: I would say Demracsy has become a joke
Mehakoi: but it always kinda was
Ninjistic: yeah
Mehakoi: ::shrug::
Mehakoi: Tzar?
Ninjistic: in two minutes, remind me
Mehakoi: ok
Mehakoi: what ya doign?
Ninjistic: nothing
Mehakoi: heh
Mehakoi: don't hook up with a physco bitch
Ninjistic: sometimes i can't help it
Mehakoi: well, ok



Pook So Evil: ahh
Ninjistic: i could find out
Ninjistic: now you're my cousin, sheesh
Ninjistic: hey
Ninjistic: nothing.
Pook So Evil: hah
Pook So Evil: wrong im
Ninjistic: no
Ninjistic: all of that was to you
Pook So Evil: ooh i get to be your cousin
Pook So Evil: that meansyou have to visit me for family reunions
Pook So Evil: and give me presents on my birthdays
Pook So Evil: and you've missed some already
Pook So Evil: so I suggest you catch up
Ninjistic: i don't buy presents
Ninjistic: for my cousin
Ninjistic: cept sometimes
Pook So Evil: then make me something
Pook So Evil: like a statue
Pook So Evil: of a penuis
Pook So Evil: penis
Ninjistic: and we won;t be real cousins, like not by blood, cause maybe someday, and that would be abd
Ninjistic: bad
Ninjistic: hmm
Ninjistic: a penis huh?
Ninjistic: why?
Pook So Evil: because penises can be art no matter how ugly they are
Pook So Evil: just get at the right angle
Pook So Evil: like dogs that are so hideous they're cute
Pook So Evil: its hot in here
Pook So Evil: i want to go out
Pook So Evil: but laurens asleep
Ninjistic: is that why chicks dig them? i get it
Pook So Evil: could be
Ninjistic: you could molest her in her sleep
Pook So Evil: nahh im bored with that already
Pook So Evil: its no fun after the 34th time
Ninjistic: bored with molestation? they lied to me then.
Ninjistic: they said it was the gift that kept on giving
Ninjistic: damn mormons


Pook So Evil: well screw my mom
Ninjistic: sorry
Ninjistic: i doubt i could get hard
Pook So Evil: *groans*
Pook So Evil: there had to be the day when you cracked a joke that lame
Pook So Evil: i would say i expect more from you, but i really dont
Ninjistic: i don't know whether to be insulted or not to care