Glossary
(this was once well organized, but Netscape crashed an hour into
making it and I didn't save it, so baby, here it is)
Adunai-
a scattered tribe of foolish nihilistic heroes who thought that they
could fight valiently against evil and win.
Alana
i forget
Alister - the manifestation of hatred that james blames for
outbursts of anger and frusteration
Amchine - A man from the future who has both his eyes and his
mouth sewn shut. He is a great warrior and assassin, to be feared
by all. His whereabouts and past are a mystery
Armageddon Machine - A Jack-in-the-box that is missing it's
crank. When the incorrect crank is turned it reviels a small annoying
jester who never shuts up. With the correct crank however, it reveals the
armageddon doll.
Armageddon Doll
The telletubbie "Po" is the armageddon doll. When you pull the
pin from her head, she explodes like a grenade, engulfing the entire universe
with 12th dimensional flames of fury, destroying EVERYTHING
Atrix
Shown here in an alien prison camp, atrix has gone by many names.
He is one of the first adunai masters, and he is my long time comrade.he
freaking won't loan me 7 dollars for porn
Bird Girl
This is a mysterious girl who has come from no where to assist
the adunai in their quest.
Bobo-Bobo is a dwarf my (EX)girlfriend Meg and I bought from
a slave trader. Normally we believe slavery is wrong but Bobo sincerely
likes living in his cage.
Chaos Rabbit - First there was nothing, and out of this nothing
came the chaos rabbit. He caused chaos to envelope the universe and
it created life. He was on earth when anarchy ensued and he enjoyed
it. However order soon came to reign and he was bored, so he went
back to the 7th dimension. As he left, he told the people of earth
"wake me up in anarchy"
Cybernetic Shaolin Popeye
Using the adunai computer, it was revealed that the Adunai's only hope
to defeat the evil of the earth was with the aid of Cybernetic Shaolin
Popeye. Instead of the anchor tattoo, he has the dragon and tiger
on the inner part of his forearms.
David -
My cousin. He's adunai. I couldn't find a pic of
him now, so here's a pic of he and I when we were little. He's the
smaller one. (new picture forthcoming)
Eric
Me. I'm a nihilist. I have a bad temper and hope someday
nuclear disaster destroys the earth, and then there is no afterlife when
we die, so that our entire existance is negated by the cruel hand of fate.
Evil Twisted Adunai - There are signs that somewhere out there
is a band of evil twisted adunai bent on revenge against us.
fairy - What is this fairy doing all over the place? I wish
I knew.
Groo
Katana wielding berzerker, who messes everything up and destroys everything.
Guybrush Threepwood - Hero of the 3 monkey islands games, and
adunai everywhere. He killed the pirate lechuck and revealed to us
all the true way of killing ghosts: rootbeer. There's lots more to
say about him, but i forget.
Holly - a young adunai in training, cousin of Kate.
Infinity Turtle - the turtle that holds up all the other turtles that
are holding up earth.
Jimbo
wayward soul and hero of many.
Jubei
Jubei is the single greatest swordfighter of all times. He first
appeared in "Ninja Scroll" where he regulated, killing at last count over
42 ninjas in about 3 minutes. When "Ninja Ressurection" came out,
I was thinking "in order for jubei to fight his equal. he's hafta fight
a god or something" and thats what they did, they had jubei fight Jesus
Christ and his Black Dragon. Of course though, I was wrong, and neither
christ nor his dragon lived very long when put up against my favorite ninja
master. See how he throws the rice ball up in the air? if he was
trying to kill you, you'd be dead before it fell gently back into his hand.
Kate
All comments about kate are being put on hold for right now.
Lao Tzu
Lao Tzu wrote the Tao Te Ching. Then he wondered off into the
chinese wilderness never to be seen again.
Little Eric
Santa Claus' biggest fan.
LunaSenshi
A lost traveler on the road of Adunai. Her potential is great,
if she can only see it through.
Mad Dog
My little brother and a powerful ally in his own right. His path
is unforseen.
Mahow Mahow
A 72 centimeter's tall dancing ninja midgit.
Meg
a girl i once knew, i believe her when she says her love is dead, she
doesn't need me.
Mexican Desparados with Aqualungs
These were pointed to as the root of all evil by the Adunai Computer.
These underwater hispanic conspirators are very cunning and very drunk.
Mobo - The midgit perpetuator of all gossip. I once hired
him as a private eye to spy on meg, but then he double crossed me, then
he told everyone everything. He sneaks around telling everything
everyone wants to keep secrets and he thinks it's funny. He's short
and ugly, and looks like a normal private eye except shorter.
Order Bunny - she is the antipode of the chaos rabbit.
Paul
Paul is a young and agile adunai warrior who seems to be lost in this
world. He will be a great man once he arrives at Terripin
Poncho
Poncho himself is a drunken mexican desparado, but have no fear of
his loyalty, he is my true and honorable sidekick. If Poncho was
a gigapet, he'd have but one button, to refill his tequila. Poncho
has many brothers, the most notable are: Vasquez and Sancho. Poncho
is the greatest quickdraw gunfighter in the known universe. (after
me..)
Pook (pooky)
This is pook, pook is cool..
someday when i feel so inclined i will write more instead of forcing
out some stupid stuff now.
Remo - Remo is a great and powerful arch-mage
Click here
to learn about two *new* adunai words!!!!
Sancho - the man in mexican mythology who sleeps with the people's
wives while they are away.
Santa Claus -
Every child's favorite deity. He brings us presents and asks
only cookies in return. We never have to fight wars or kill wiccans
for him, and he never makes us read his big book and go to a place to worship
him. Santa Claus is the man. Little Eric has a webpage here
about him.
Shaolin Monks - Masters of martial arts, these ancient warriors
fought and defeated an army of manchu soldiers with the odds of 108 against
10000.
Shirokahn - My dragon, i just adopted him and he's pretty tenacious.
I'll keep you updated.
Spell Jammin Ram - a seventh dimensional being who can
go in and out of reality by ripping holes in the space time continuum.
Spell Jammin Bear - little is known of this nth dimensional
being. He almost killed me for talking badly of bears. Almost.
here he is pictured after being hit with an adunai fireball.
Space Moose
a space faring moose.
Spuzz
Aka: Chanel shown here with her twin apparently.
Strimbello - Two things go by the title Strimbello..
a) My friend and fellow Adunai from GA
b) a hamster propelled helicopter that I hope will make me fortunes
Videodrome
A brain tumor inducing television signal. This allows the creators
of videodrome to control the people with the tumors. The tumor themselves
are called the new flesh, which are inherently good and pure, but videodrome
corrupts it.
Videodrome = corruption.
Walt Disney
Shown here with 2 hyperdimensional space monkey's, Walt Disney was
frozen in cryogenic freeze. However, he is released in the year 2130
where the Disney Corporation has taken over earth. Seeing this, he
vows to stop the evil that has become of his company, and along with the
help of the adunai, plots his revenge.
