The battle of 6.13.99: VS.Willow Who will win the epic battle of good and evil,
as Mahow Mahow (the little dancing man) takes on Warwick Davis (Willow,
Wicket, the Lepracaun)
Eric: To me this battle is no
real contest. No offense to Warwick Davis, I think he is a great
actor and a real credit to his entire dwarven sub-species, but when it
comes right down to it, Mahow Mahow has him beat on every level.
Just look at him, he has more energy and sexual charisma then Pamela Anderson
does in her entire left breast, and he even weighs less! I will be
honest and say that lil Warwick does have the size, weight and fighting
ability advantage over the shorter, less stocky Mahow Mahow, but I think
that this battle won't even come down to that, I believe Mahow Mahow will
overwelm him with his dancing ninja like moves, and that when push comes
to shove, the only way Wicket there is going to leave the arena is in a
4x3 foot coffin.
Jimbo: Now I’ve heard alot about
Mahow Mahow and these so called “ninja like moves,” and how he’s going
to regulate on Warwick Davis. Personally, I’d call it a load of crap! My
boy Warwick’s been training long and hard for six months at the McDonalds
playground down the street to build up his speed and agility. And to hone
his fighting skills, Warwick has been spotted at the local animal hospital
where he’s reportedly locked in a cage with ferocious rabid dogs, armed
only with his bare hands, and his own, finely tuned killer instinct. All
this adds up to one bad ass little mother fucker, he’s pumped for this
fight and will crush that little bastard without too much trouble.
Eric: Mahow Mahow has three
things that Warwick doesn't have. Class, style, and honor.
The fact of the matter is Mahow is in an entire different league then Wicket,
who is nothing more then an overage school yard bully. I think Mahow
Mahow has the moves, the looks, the energy to make this fight between the
short people very short indeed. Willow is just a hasbeen, and the
Mahow is just hitting his peak, and soon he will be the uncontested champion
of midgit boxing. I think it's safe to say, that in this match
where midgets live by the rule: Two midgets enter, one midget leaves, that
The Lil Dancin' Man will dance on Willow's fat-headed corpse.
Jimbo: We all know that Warwick
hasn't exactly been in the limelight latley. After the box office failure
and ultimate cheesiness of Willow, Warwick has lived in seclution in the
Orient. Since then he has learned to be master of his mind and environment,
as well as learning the ancient arts of the Shaolin. His style is a modified
version of the traditional "Snake and Crane" while the only things that
Mahow Mahow seems to be capable of is some simple dance moves and annoying
us with his high pitched voice. There's no doubt in my mind that
Warwick will tear that runt apart. In the end Warwick Davis will grind
Mahow Mahow's bones into powder, and if my arguments haven't been enough
to sway your opinion, i have one final comment: Warwick Davis is Scotish
VS.
Willow